This I Believe

Yesterday, I wrote a "this I believe" speech. here it is.

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about every night and day. Ill spread my wings and fly away. I believe I can soar, somethin somethin bout that open door. GET SOME! x10 Cecily sucks. I believe that students should not be forced to read their umm. Jade can I practice present this to you. I believe asparagus makes your pee smell bad. My sister knows first hand. I believe in showers. I believe 60 percent of the time it works every time. I believe if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it DOWN. YEEAAAHH. If its saturday dont tell me bout no stupid workins or schoolins. Me thinks I is a smarts motha effa. I believe in coupons. I believe there is a motorcycle in everyones dream. I believe you are too close to my bubble. I dont mind. I dont believe you. I believe in waffle fries. I believe that is too long to write. I believe in cheating. I believe in you. I believe this is 500 words.

just kidding! charlie wrote it.